Dusting off this blog to showcase an incredibly tacky, and very revealing, Putin campaign ad.
Fortune teller [0:01]: Now we’ll see, my beauty, whom fate has intended for you.
Young woman [0:06]: I’d like it to be for love. You see, it’s my first time.
Fortune teller [0:17]: The cards will tell the truth. [0:20] I see that it will be for love, and with no deception.
Young woman [0:28]: It’s him!
Fortune teller [0:32]: You’ll be happy with him. He’ll protect you like a fortress.
After that, we see the girl approaching a building with a sign that says, “Voting precinct.”
Tagline: “Putin. The first time, only for (heart symbol).”